

| 1 | Intro | ||
| 2 | Talking to Girls at Bars | ||
| 3 | Crush on Waitress | ||
| 4 | Texting with Girls | ||
| 5 | I Kinda Have a Boyfriend, is That a Problem? | ||
| 6 | I Think Too Much | ||
| 7 | The Macaroni and Cheese Fuckin' Days are Over | ||
| 8 | Wasting Time on the Internet | ||
| 9 | The Donut Video | ||
| 10 | Sign Language for Jizz Everywhere | ||
| 11 | My Favorite Racial Slurs | ||
| 12 | Motley Crue Tour Vs. Aziz Tour | ||
| 13 | Toronto Customs Lady | ||
| 14 | Lady with the Puppies | ||
| 15 | Driver That Had a Dick on His Shoulder | ||
| 16 | Harris' College Essay | ||
| 17 | 50 Cent Grapefruit Story | ||
| 18 | Online Fight | ||
| 19 | Jay-Z New Year's Story | ||
| 20 | R. Kelly Online Video Dictionary |