

| 1 | I'd Rather Booby Screw A Walrus | ||
| 2 | Jeebus Ate My Matchbox | ||
| 3 | Have Another Popover, Froggy | ||
| 4 | Ink To Paper | ||
| 5 | Hookers On Horseback | ||
| 6 | Honestly, Who Gives Their Genitals Pet Names? | ||
| 7 | We Got A Great Big Convoy | ||
| 8 | Books And Guns | ||
| 9 | (Hey Dad) Stop Looking At Porn On My Computer | ||
| 10 | Vegetarian Homeless People | ||
| 11 | Jordan Catalano Needs To Break Up His Shitty Band | ||
| 12 | How Satan Stole My Heart |