Blame My Zodiac Guide Book

A very real, not-at-all made-up guide to the stars. This half journal/half guide book is filled with countless scientific reasons that you cant be held responsible for screwing up whatever you just screwed up. Its your zodiacs fault. Consider this a zodiac book for the real world - because sometimes the stars just dont align. Honestly though, thats probably good because the sky would look super weird if they did.

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Brass Monkey Vintage-inspired Smartassery Created by Mike Sayre and Melanie Bridges way back in 2020, Brass Monkey was founded on the idea that there's a world between fine china and bobblehead dolls. That products can have personality, without becoming roadside souvenirs. So that's where you'll find them...making beautiful, well-designed items that just happen to have a sense of humor. Who said that art school and open-mic nights were such a waste of time? We're looking at you, dad.