Sidesplitters: It's A Gas!

Why did the alien take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway!

Why are giraffes pleased they have such long necks?

Because their feet smell awful!

What do you get if you eat baked beans and onions?

Tear gas!

Autorentext

Macmillan

Zusammenfassung
Why did the alien take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway! Why are giraffes pleased they have such long necks? Because their feet smell awful! What do you get if you eat baked beans and onions? Tear gas!