| 1 | Nellie the elephant | 03:30 | |
| 2 | Dig that groove baby | 02:34 | |
| 3 | Dougy giro | 03:15 | |
| 4 | Glenda and the test tube baby | 02:59 | |
| 5 | Fiery Jack | 02:53 | |
| 6 | Cheerio and toodle pip | 03:47 | |
| 7 | Alfie from the Bronx | 03:32 | |
| 8 | We're mad | 04:57 | |
| 9 | She goes to Finos | 03:08 | |
| 10 | Modern schools of motoring | 03:43 | |
| 11 | Carol Dodds is pregnant | 03:27 | |
| 12 | Bless you my son | 02:55 | |
| 13 | Florence is deaf (but there's no need to shout) | 03:36 | |
| 14 | Deirdre's a slag | 03:20 | |
| 15 | James Bond (Lives down our street) | 03:50 | |
| 16 | Idle gossip | 02:33 | |
| 17 | Lambrusco kid | 03:10 | |
| 18 | Harry Cross (A tribute to Edna) | 03:35 | |
| 19 | Geordie's gone to jail | 03:35 | |
| 20 | PC Stoker | 02:59 | |
| 21 | Yul Brynner was a skinhead | 02:57 | |
| 22 | Fisticuffs in Frederick street | 03:20 |
| 1 | A diamond | 03:27 | |
| 2 | Park Lane punch up | 03:47 | |
| 3 | Tommy Kowey's car | 02:40 | |
| 4 | I've got asthma | 02:28 | |
| 5 | Pot Belly Bill | 03:09 | |
| 6 | Cloughy Is A Bootboy | 02:53 | |
| 7 | No particular place to go | 02:24 | |
| 8 | Wakey wakey (outro) | 01:56 | |
| 9 | Olga crack corn | 01:13 | |
| 10 | Kids in tyne and wear | 03:17 | |
| 11 | Back in '79 | 02:54 | |
| 12 | I'm A Telly Addict | 02:50 | |
| 13 | Ernie had a hernia | 03:19 | |
| 14 | Sod the neighbours | 02:15 | |
| 15 | Melancholy Margaret | 02:27 | |
| 16 | Alec's Gone | 03:01 | |
| 17 | Please Release Me / Darling I Loathe You | 03:57 | |
| 18 | Harry's hands | 02:56 | |
| 19 | She'll be back with Keith someday | 03:05 | |
| 20 | The devil went down to Scunthorpe | 03:28 | |
| 21 | My baby is a battleaxe | 02:43 | |
| 22 | Charlie's watching | 03:21 | |
| 23 | Livin' la vida loca | 03:24 |