Funny Little Pregnant Things

2016 Next Generation Indie Book Awards: Gift/Specialty/Novelty Finalist
"Brutally honest and laugh-out-loud funny, with chapters short enough to read between trips to the bathroom, this is a welcome addition to the expectant parent's bookshelf. Booklist
You won't find out what fruit your budding babe resembles, but you will get her sometimes humorous, always candid take on baby-making the good, the bad and the gross so you're prepared for it all. Pregnancy and Newborn Magazine
A no-holds-barred and funny glimpse into all things pregnancy, Funny Little Pregnant Things made me cringe and laugh, sometimes at the same time. Doherty covers gritty, grimy, intimate bodily changes, baby prep, and life post-child with candor and humor. I thought I knew everything there was to know from my girlfriends and other booksbut Doherty's book is a much better resource! Lori Green LeRoy, author of The Inadequate Conception From Barry White to Blastocytes
"As a mom of two, this fantastic book had me laughing out loud. Emily Doherty is brilliant at 'telling it how it is' when it comes to the mysteries of pregnancy. If you feel like laughing, or know someone who's expecting, pick up this hilarious, quick read. You won't regret it!" Jill Kelsey, editor, *First Time Parent *magazine

Autorentext
Emily Doherty is a full-time working mother of two. A graduate of Northeastern University and once an avid rugby player, she is driven to succeed. She is currently a director of mutual fund sales for MFS Investment Management, where she has spent the last eight years educating financial advisors as well as doing public presentations on the stock market and other investment related topics. When she is not traveling around the state of Virginia and Washington DC, Doherty is at home with her husband, Patrick, raising her two young sons, Cullen and Lachlan.

Klappentext

For all the women out there who aren't interested in boring run of the mill pregnancy advice, a book that tells the real-and hilarious-truth about the good, bad, and sometimes ugly stuff that comes before, during, and after pregnancy.

Zusammenfassung
Today's pregnancy books may no longer recommend martinis and cigarettes to help pregnant women relax, but most offer moms to be a ton of worthless informationlike what kind of fruit your baby is the size of at Week 16. Is there any practical value in knowing that your child resembles produce? And where's the good stuffthe useful details, like beware of the baby registry and all the crap you will never use, or be prepared to get breast milk all over everything you own? Hilarious, candid, and easy to read, Funny Little Pregnant Things is full of helpful information about all the stuff people don't tell you about pregnancythe good, the bad, and the ugly.