Kingdom of the Cats

The Kingdom of the Cats

by Fred Barnett

There are oodles of cute, cuddly cats frolicking inside of this book.

You will also find rambunctious clowns, spirited ghosts, punk surfers, drunken goddesses, cranky aliens and even a famous filthy poet, named Sam Swathorn.

I've written a few stories about my own nearly perfect life. I'm having a totally boss time on this planet among all of you dudes and dudettes and I shall be forever grateful.

Maybe. Sort of.

We all know that nearly perfect just doesn't cut it these days.

So, I may have 'altered' a few things to make my life first-rate,

action packed and

really snappy!

Why did I do this?

Because, I prefer to hang out with only the coolest cats.

The ones that really matter,

... like you, Baby!