The Sexiest Elbows I'd Ever Seen

When we first met she was Emeritus Professor of Post-Colonial Marmalade at the University of Ffestiniog, and she had the sexiest elbows I had ever seen. We met at the Annual Ffestiniog Tapioca-Ignoring Convention, back in the late summer of '83. [....] So, begins one of the greatest love stories of our age told here for the first time in ebook form. This collection also contains several other stories of equal import, such as: 'Shropshire Smith and the Temple of Vegetables'. 'The Famed Vegetable Killer of Grimsby'.

'The Dancing Sex Nuns of the Tenth Quadrant'. Plus other stories, the like of which you will never have read before.

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