Urban Romance

Sentenced to two years less day, convicted felon Christian Dufort relates the perverse series of events and relationships that lead him to incarceration. From his beautiful mother, who sent naked pictures to rock stars, to the accounting teacher, who inspired a dehabilitating form arithnomania, we see the origins of this perverse, neurotic, and eventually criminal man. Addicted to chatlines, neurotic about numbers, inexplicably driven to deposit his eyebrow hairs into unpurchased books in bookstores, Dufort is man destined to fall. When he finally does, you just might feel sorry for him. Or not.